Eva Volgorde

Player Name



Eva Volgorde




Personal Calculator: If you mention something like, the cube of fourteen, Eva will drop everything and try to calculate that in her head. Literally.
Tea Time: Even at 3 in the morning, there is always time for tea. Being attacked by vicious eldritch abominations? Have some tea. Don't like tea? Try some anyway, heathen.
Frosty: There are some days where you should just step back and wait for Eva's mood to change. Expect gentle snowballs to be lobbed your way for the time being.

I Fell from a Building: Eva suffers from chronic back pain ever since she fell from a burning building.


  • Academics: 4 (German)
  • Science: 4
  • Athletics: 5
  • Perception: 4
  • Persuasion: 3
  • Technology (Engineering): 8
  • Technology (Electronic): 8
  • Thrown Weapons: 6
  • Physical Defense: 6
  • Mental Defense: 5
  • Body: 6
  • Mind: 5
  • Action Points: 3
  • Load Limit: 7
  • XP Held: 1
  • XP Used: 14


Very Sharp Knives | Thrown Attack | +1 | 2 XP
Foundation Boots | Athletics | +1 | 2 XP
Make-up Kit | Persuasion | +3 | Santa
Ninja Stars | Thrown Weapons | +2 | 4 XP

Physical Defense 101 |Physical Defense | +1 | 2 XP
Tighter Buns in 30 Minutes | Body | +1 | 2 LP | 4 XP


  • Swiss Army Knife
  • Hair Ties
  • Cell Phone
  • Laptop
  • Tool bag with assorted tools, among them a hammer, multi-size screwdriver, adjustable wrench, flashlight, etc.
  • Ryan's old laptop, kept for sentimental purposes.
  • Some books, among them a first printing of Carl Sagan's Contact and a book of assorted poetry by T.S. Eliot.


  • An amazingly boss top hat that she used to wear at all times. From Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes.
  • A small purple LED. From The Humming of the Purple Machinery.
  • A bird beak from a rock. From The Danger of the Rocky Road.
  • Several wyrm teeth. From The Slaying of the Lava Worm.
  • An amazingly boss metal top hat that she wears at all times. Gift from Nolan from Just Poppin In.
  • A spoon with a smily face burned into it.


  • Toolbag with tools
  • Boots
  • Throwing Stars
  • Radio


Personal History

Born in Wisconsin. Graduated from MIT, studied robotics. Recruited due to ability.


A picture of Eva during her college years.

Long brown hair, blue eyes, glasses, freckles. Mathematically and mechanically inclined. Likes to do things with her hands. Tends to be terse when irritated, distracted, or bored.
She also likes robots. She likes robots a lot.

As of January 17th, 2012, is engaged to Nolan Patton.

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