Spencer Smith

Player Name

Scantron, sometimes Feierzeit


Spencer Smith


Old-fashioned architect.


Lap of Luxury: Spencer is accustomed to an expensive lifestyle, and becomes irritable when forced to deal with subpar food, living quarters, entertainment, etc.
Modern Major General: Spencer doesn't take his actual job too seriously, but he has a knowledge of pretty much everything that is unrelated to it.
Old-Fashioned: Spencer is not comfortable with modern technology, and prefers to use more antiquated techniques. He is also insistent upon the use of sportsmanship and chivalry.


  • Engineering (Mechanical): 5
  • Persuasion: 5
  • Academics: 8 (German, Latin, Greek, Russian)
  • Science: 5 (+1 from Photographic Identification Device)
  • Athletics: 5 (+1 from Foundation Boots)
  • Perception: 4 (+1 from Photographic Identification Device)
  • Ranged Weapons: 4
  • Melee Weapons: 2
  • Physical Defense: 6
  • Mental Defense: 5
  • Body: 6
  • Mind: 5
  • Action Points: 3
  • Load Limit: 10
  • XP Held: 1
  • XP Used: 4


Foundation Boots | Athletics | +1 | 2 XP
Photographic Identification Device | Perception and Science | +1, +1 | 1 LP | 2 XP


On his person:

  • One pocket watch, gold. His grandfather's name is inscribed on it.
  • One radio for communications purposes.
  • PDA, used reluctantly.
  • One sword from a dead moon owl person. Christened 'Levantine'.
  • An Epi-Pen (for his allergies)
  • A pair of tap shoes from Santa Claus that give him mad dance skills.
  • Modern compound crossbow with 20 arrows.
  • Evidence bags and sample containers.

In his room or elsewhere:

  • One acoustic guitar.
  • One double-neck cherry red flying V guitar. A gift from Charon; amplifier pending. obtained.
  • Refurbished theremin.
  • Alto saxophone and accessories.
  • One piano, kept in the rec room. Available to all. Badly in need of tuning.
  • A sizable collection of books. No longer enough to fill up his room, but a lot.
  • Several nice suits.
  • Prescription medication.
  • Record player with rock, classical, and orchestral records, along with the entire works of Emily Dickinson on vinyl.
  • One scimitar from a crane pirate.
  • A six-shot revolver, along with a decent amount of ammunition.
  • Pencils, pens, and a sketchbook (see below)

Personal History

Mr. Smith was born into a wealthy, eccentric family in Utah in 1970. While he showed a voracious appetite for information and learning, he never seriously considered needing to use any of this information. After his parents died when he was 19, Mr. Smith lived a luxurious lifestyle off of the inheritance.

Quickly realizing that he would need to work to maintain his lifestyle, he became an architect, graduating in 1995. Records are a bit shady after that, but it has been determined that he spent quite a bit of time in Europe doing god knows what. He was contacted by the Foundation in 2006 to design a minor outpost in [REDACTED]. After successfully designing the outpost and supervising its construction, Mr. Smith was transferred to Site 354 on Agent [REDACTED]'s recommendation.


He likes monster trucks and swords, but is allergic to latex. Don't expect him to know anything about TV, movies, or the internet though. And don't let him near any FUCKING ROBOTS. Or any FUCKING GOLEMS, for that matter.

He would really rather have most call him Mr. Smith, but everyone calls him Spencer, or even worse, Spence. He's too polite to ask them not to, though.

Does not consume alcohol under any circumstances.

Mr. Smith looks more or less like this, except with a better hairline:


Sketchook (publicly acknowledged):

  • Eva and Nolan kissing on New Years
  • Stoat curled up on a chair (drawing in Stoat's possession)
  • Joseph and Velia talking in her room, with Joseph in the doorway (drawing in Velia's possession)
  • Joseph and Velia talking in her room, with Joseph on her bed (drawing in Joseph's possession)
  • Duncan playing pinball
  • Taggart watching Walter with suspicion
  • Rosalind drinking tea and reading a book
  • Katrin dozing with a coat draped over her
  • Saphir dozing on the couch
  • Kenzie working on her laptop
  • A flat-paneled TV face-down on the rec room floor
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