Rules for the Red Pool
The following was doodled on a piece of scrap paper and left on a desk in the Archives.
The List of Things all Poolboys Should do
God, is paperwork boring. Don't they have clerks to do this crap? ~Chloe
- I will never agree to sell my soul.
- 1a. Nor my fellow Poolboys, friends, family member's, SCPs or any Foundation personnel's souls.
- Shooting is never too good for hostile entities.
- I will focus on my job and leave the drama back in Area-354.
- I will never shoot at a hostile entity in a enclosed area where the risk of ricocheting bullets could potentially harm my own teammates.
- Negotiation first, then gunshoot.
- 5a. Unless the entity in question has proven itself to be violent and willing to harm myself and my teammates. Then, default to gunshoot first.
- I will place the welfare of the team over any moral quandaries I might face in the field.
- I will never eat any food that is conspicuously left unattended.
- 7b. However, food that has been offered to me is fair game.
- 7c. At my own discretion and sound judgement.
- I will never split the party.
- I will never wander off alone from the party
- 9a. I will never wander off alone from the party and cut off all communications with them by turning off my radio.
- I will never have sex in the Pool.
- I will be aware of all B-horror movie pitfalls—and avoid them.
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